MVP! MVP! Bag of Shit MVP!
Guess who’s baaaaaaack?
That’s right! Our 2012 Chicago Cubs MVP, Shawn Camp.
Let’s take a look at his stats in his MVP season.
(Stolen from FanGraphs). So, .6 WAR. Not AWFUL, but not much of a contribution, either. Signing him for $1.x Mil gives some room for depreciation, which makes sense given age and his slightly lucky BABIP and LOB%.
I could go into this deeper, but whatever. Fuck it. He’s going to be worth less than 1 Win on a team that needs about 40 more wins to be competitive. Signed him because we already have him.
Who the fuck cares.
The bag of shit continues!